先笑先贏05 調戲狗狗Ultimate Dog Tease

2011/09/03

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調戲狗狗

對話內容卜式歡囈
 
男: 吃的。你知道嗎,我一直想著吃的。
狗: 哦?
男: 所以呢。。。
狗: 嗯?
男: 所以。。。我到冰箱那,打開儲肉櫃。你知道儲肉櫃吧?
狗: 是啊。裡面有什麼?
男: 誒。我告訴你呀。醃鹹肉。你知道吧?有楓糖漿味的那種?
狗: 楓糖那種的。。。怎樣?
男: 是啊。所以。。。
狗: 怎樣?
男: 我把鹹肉拿出來。。。
狗: 怎樣嘛?
男: 我知道誰愛吃這個。。。 我!所以我把它吃掉了。
狗: 啊啊啊啊啊!!!! 你調戲我!!!
男: 我才沒。知道嗎。我還看到。。。 裡面有。。。牛肉!對!就是。。。牛排!嗯。。。多汁喲。。。誒,我。。。把牛排也吃了。
狗: 啊啊啊啊啊!!!! 嗷嗷嗷!!!!
男: 幾分鐘前,我又去冰箱。做了個特別的東西。你一定會喜歡的。我拿了些雞肉。。。
狗: 唔?
男: 我放了點。。。嗯。。。
狗: 誒?
男: 我放了乳酪。然後我加了。。。
狗: 加了什麼???
男: 加了貓食。
狗: 哦?
男: 你猜怎樣?
狗: 怎樣?(吞口水)
男: 給貓吃了啊。
狗: 哇哇哇哇哇哇!!!!! 嗚~~~~~~~嗚~~
 
 

如果有人跟你炫耀他有多少多少『點閱數』。你可以叫他跟狗狗比一比。This should put the guy into perspective.
 
 
Dictation: CDL

Man: Food. You know, I just couldn’t stop thinking about it.
Dog: Yeah?
Man: So, yeah…
Dog: Yeah?
Man: So you know, I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer. You know what the meat drawer is right?
Dog: Yeah. What was in there?
Man: Well, I’ll tell you what was in there. You know that bacon? That’s like maple? Got the maple flavor?
Dog: The maple kind. Yeah?
Man: Yeah. So…
Dog: Yeah?
Man: I took that out. And I thought…
Dog: Yeah?
Man: I know who would like that….. Me! So I ate it.
Dog: Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!! No! You are kidding me.
Man: Nope! Not kidding. You know. I also noticed. There were some… beef in there. Yeah, you know… stake! You know… juicy! Well, I ate that too!
Dog: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Owwww!!!!!
Man: But I went back to the fridge. Just a few minutes ago. And I put something together really special. You gonna love this one. I took some chicken…
Dog: Yeah?
Man: I put some.. yeah…
Dog: Yeah?
Man: I put some cheese on it. And I covered it with…
Dog: Covered it with what??
Man: Covered it with cat treats…
Dog: Yeah??
Man: Then guess what?
Dog: What?? (swallow)
Man: I gave it to the cat!
Dog: Wahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Booohoooohooooohoooohoooo!!!!


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2 則迴響 於 “先笑先贏05 調戲狗狗Ultimate Dog Tease”

  1. 在IN打拼的混小子 Says:

    哈哈!
    那隻狗好憨傻喔 至少影片看起來如此…

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  2. 雪莉 Says:

    ↓ 這是人類版的,雖然萬聖節過很久了,再看還是好好笑~

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